SELECTED TEXT FROM CHAPTERS 1 AND 2
The ancient offices of Mizzen, Mainbrace, Windvane and Splice, “lawyers to the pirate
community, by appointment to the Pirate Federation, since 2015”, were located at the top of a
cliff and took the form of the upper three decks of a pirate galleon, which had been braced
directly onto the rock itself. The impression was of a ship sailing - indeed flying - right off
the peak into the bay far below. The main conference room of the famous maritime firm of
solicitors had once been a pirate captain’s cabin and possessed floor-to-ceiling windows.
Once these windows had given out onto a seeming infinity of ocean; now they afforded a
queasily vertiginous view down the cliffs.
It was before these windows that old Mr Mizzen currently stood, his back turned –
though with no intention of rudeness – to the other inhabitants of the room. Mr Mizzen’s still
keen aquamarine eyes travelled from the similarly coloured waters of the bay below up to the
ticking clock on the conference room wall. There was reassurance to be found in the tick and
the tock, but also a warning. Old Mr Mizzen was under no illusion – the clock was always
ticking. Whether fate decreed that one was gently eased out of this life by natural means or
snatched from it in the cruellest terms possible - as Molucco Wrathe had been - it was
advisable to make the necessary preparations for that final voyage.
A not entirely discreet cough sounded close by Mr Mizzen’s right ear. A sudden arctic
chill caused the profusion of white hairs protruding from said ear to stand up on end. Turning
away from the window, Mr Mizzen saw that he had been joined by TrofieWrathe. The
glamorously intimidating deputy captain of The Typhon was dressed from head to toe in
black. A lace veil – patterned with skulls - covered her face, while her legendary golden hand
was, for the moment at least, encased in a long black glove, as was her other, regular, hand. It
was not uncommon for visitors to wear black to attend these offices – but though de rigeur
for funerals, it was not required for the reading of a will. Even through her veil,
TrofieWrathe’s penetrating stare caused Mr Mizzen’s old eyes to smart a little. She raised an
eyebrow inquisitively before asking in her distinctive accent.
“Must we wait any longer?”
“I’m afraid we must, Madam Wrathe. It is a matter of some importance that we do not
begin the reading of your brother-in-law’s will until all the beneficiaries have arrived.” “Who exactly are we waiting for?” she asked. “Don’t they know that time is short? There’s a war on, in case you’d forgotten!”
…
Just then, there was the sound of footsteps out in the corridor. Trofie stopped pacing
and turned towards the door. Mr Mizzen’s eyes travelled in the same direction, as the door
opened and the young and breathless Mr Splice entered the room, nodding reassuringly at his
superior whilst holding open the door and addressing someone out in the vestibule.
“Please, come this way. The others are waiting in here.”
All eyes turned towards the open doorway.
A figure stepped into the room then paused, turning to face the others.
“I’m so sorry we kept you waiting,” said Catherine Morgan, Molucco’s deputy
captain, most often known as Cutlass Cate. Her trademark russet hair brought to mind a
dramatic sunset.
“It’s good to see you again, Cate,” boomed Barbarro Wrathe, rising to greet her.
Taking her arm, his fingers briefly brushed the black armband she had sported for the past
several months. She was a woman in mourning too, but not, primarily, for Captain Molucco
Wrathe.
Releasing Cate’s hand, Barbarro indicated the chair which lay vacant between himself
and Ma Kettle. Nodding and smiling politely at the others, Cate took her seat, as Trofie
sighed with relief. But, as the captain’s wife adjusted her skirt, she had a sudden realisation.
Cate had said, “Sorry we kept you waiting…”
As she thought this, a young man strode through the door. A man of equal years to her
own son but whose journey had been charted across far different waters. It was Connor
Tempest – the shipwreck victim who had become a pirate but, more than that, the closest
thing Molucco had had to a son. Their relationship, like so many of Molucco’s, had hit the
rocks and ended when Molucco burned Connor’s articles. Yet here he was, as dependable as
the tide, come to take his seat beside the others. Smiling minimally, Trofie turned to face the
front.
“Connor.” It was Ma Kettle who spoke first. “Of course. We should have guessed
you’d be here.”
Connor looked awkward as he stepped into the room, hovering before the others as if
recognising that he was the last and least welcome guest.
“Mister Tempest,” said Mr Mizzen, lifting his eyes from Mr Splice’s excellent notes.
“I believe there is a spare chair for you, to the right of Miss, er, Pie. Please sit down and we
will commence our business.”
…
“I, Molucco Osborne Mortimer Wrathe, being of sound mind and disposition…”
A cackle from Ma Kettle caused Mr Mizzen to pause and glance up from the scroll of
paper in his hands. “Sound mind and disposition! That doesn’t sound like the man I knew
these three-score-years-and-ten.”
Mr Mizzen smiled indulgently then began again. “I, Molucco Osborne…”
“Wait!” TrofieWrathe raised her right hand and, as Mr Mizzen glanced up once more,
she removed her black glove. The solicitor found himself momentarily dazzled by the sight of
her burnished gold fingers and shimmering ruby fingernail. Seizing her advantage, Trofie
spoke. “I’m sure no one would mind if you skipped some of the unnecessary formalities and
cut to the chase.” A row of shocked faces turned towards her, but Trofie was unabashed. “As
I said before, there is a war on.”
“War or no war,” answered Mr Mizzen, “certain ceremonies must be observed.”
Now Barbarro entered the fray. “My wife has a point,” he said. “We are somewhat
late beginning and several of us are due at the Pirate Academy for a Council of War this
evening.” Barbarro glanced carefully at Cate, then back to Mr Mizzen. “I think we all want to
ensure that we leave here in good sailing time.”
“Very well,” said Mr Mizzen with a sigh. “I shall, as you say, cut to the chase.” He
observed his audience through his spectacles with cool detachment. “Who gets what. Of
course, that’s what you all came to find out.”
…
The solicitor scanned Molucco’s will once more then resumed reading with renewed vigour.
Barbarro wondered whether he was imagining it or if Mr Mizzen was actually trying to
impersonate his dear departed brother.
“My ship, The Diablo, has been my home for many years – one of the few constants
in my life. I have thought long and hard as to who should be the heir to my ship and I have
decided to entrust it to my nephew, Moonshine Wrathe.”
All three attendant Wrathes listened carefully as Mr Mizzen forged on. “Moonshine, I
hope this ship is the making of you as a pirate captain. If rigging and cannon and old
deckboards could talk, this old galleon would have plenty of tales to tell under my captaincy
and - I’ve no doubt - under yours too! Take good care of her, my boy. I trust you will make
me proud.”
“Thanks, Uncle Luck,” said Moonshine breezily. “Though I’d have preferred a ship
that wasn’t in Vampirate hands…”
“Presumably,” Trofie interrupted, lifting her veil as she addressed Mr Mizzen, “the
ship comes with a significant financial bequest?” Her ice-blue eyes bore into the lawyer’s.
“No doubt all will be revealed as we proceed,” said Mr Mizzen firmly, turning from
her. He was enjoying himself now, back in his stride.
“To Cate Morgan, who has served with me in varying capacities for the majority of
her maritime career and proved herself to be one of the finest piratical minds of her
generation. To Cate, I leave fifty thousand, but with a small condition attached. I have gifted
The Diablo to my nephew Moonshine and it is my hope that this ship will be the making of
him - but timber and sailcloth alone cannot accomplish a task of this magnitude. Cate, I had
the great privilege to know you as my deputy aboard The Diablo. Now I ask you to resume
that position, as deputy to Moonshine, for a period of three years. That should be sufficient to
give him the support and grounding he needs. I hope you might stay on for longer than that
but, even if you choose not to, at the end of the three years, my gift of fifty thousand will be
yours.”
Barbarro laughed. “I’m sorry, Cate,” he said. “I’m not laughing at you. Just thinking
how my brother was an inveterate deal-maker to the very end.”
“And beyond,” Cate said. She could feel both Trofie’s and Moonshine’s eyes upon
her. No doubt, they were trying to read her thoughts and emotions. She studiously avoided
glancing their way, looking instead directly at Mr Mizzen.
“May I take some time to consider this proposition?” she asked.
Mr Mizzen nodded. “Captain Wrathe allowed for that. He knew that you would want
to weigh up the pros and cons.”
“Pros and cons!” snapped Trofie with irritation. She felt her husband’s warning touch.
It drew out some of her sting. “Well, really! He’s given her a fortune and all she has to do is
mentor our son.” Barbarro was silent but reflected that, in Molucco’s position, he might have
upped the ante still further to sweeten the deal.
“To my dear brother Barbarro,” Mr Mizzen continued, “I leave you… nothing.”
Nothing. The word seemed to ricochet around the conference room. The tension and
surprise was almost audible.
“I leave you nothing,” repeated Mr Mizzen, “because you are as wealthy as me in
your own right and there are others who will benefit far more from a leg-up. I trust you will
not think ill of me on this account. Brother Barbarro, it was one of the deepest sadnesses of
my life to lose our brother Porfirio. And one of the greatest joys to be reunited with you in the
twilight of my days. We wasted so much time. I learned the lesson, but a little late, that blood
is thicker than all the oceans.”
As Mr Mizzen paused to draw breath, Trofie inquired, “Is there a personal message to
me?”
“Only this,” said Mr Mizzen pointedly, as he cleared his throat and found his place
once more. “My precious family, my dear, dear friends, if you have been doing your sums –
and knowing certain amongst you, no doubt you have – you will know that there is still the
whale’s share of my fortune to apportion. My accountants can confirm the total sum, though I
estimate it to be in the region of…”
“Twenty-eight million!” Trofie finished the sentence for him.
“Twenty-eight million, eight hundred thousand,” corrected Mr Mizzen with a smile.
“And I am passing on this wealth, which I have built over many years and all seven of the
oceans, to my friend, Connor Tempest.”
All eyes turned to Connor. Both Moonshine’s and Barbarro’s faces registered
surprise. Trofie looked in urgent need of medical help. Ma Kettle was smiling, as was Sugar
Pie. Cate’s expression was harder to decipher. As for Connor himself, he had no idea how to
respond to what he had just been told. When he’d been asked to come to this office, he had
expected to leave with a token gift - if that. His last meetings with Molucco had been
awkward and the captain had left him in no doubt that any relationship they had once enjoyed
was now over. Yet, according to Mr Mizzen, he was about to inherit nearly thirty million.
The figure was so far beyond his reality that his brain was simply numb.
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